i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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