as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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