Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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