I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
