you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
