I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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