My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
