normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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