is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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