My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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