the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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