i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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