So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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