she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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