I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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