why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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