Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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