Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
