jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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