you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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