They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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