on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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