break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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