And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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