I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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