Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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