she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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