yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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