The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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