remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
These tits shall not be calmed
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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