Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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