i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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