Its about making memories worth repressing
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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