I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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