I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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