wanna go halves on a baby?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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