Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
