dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
This is the prime rib incident all over again
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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