his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
