Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
being pregnant is like rehab
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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