The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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