the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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