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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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