But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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