I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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