Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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