Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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