and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
