Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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