The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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